- Wake up and cry a little because I miss my sleep.
- Plan out my day (clean my room, go to the bank, go to work, then off to dance class).
- I’ll have you know, what I plan out never gets done, because I get super lazy and scared to just even leave my room (hashtag truth).
- Sometimes I’ll make it into my car, drive to where I need to go, get scared and never leave my car, then drive back home until I have to leave for work.
- Put food in my stomach.
- What I drink/eat for bfast: water, frozen pizza or cheez-its (whatever is handy. Sometimes I eat ice cream or last night’s dinner).
- Think about eating healthier, but will just end up starting “tomorrow.”
- Wash up!
- Change for work aka Appear decent, then complain to myself that I’m not fashionable and have really ugly to no clothes (no literally, the only clothes I have in my closet are t-shirts, sweats, and bball shorts I can wear to bed, to babysit, or to go to dance class and rehearsal in).
- I am a babysitter, so I can usually wear whatever I want. I spend a good couple hours sitting on my bedroom floor, thinking about how to make myself look stylish. Then I remember the kids I babysit usually get dirty real fast from literally playing in the dirt (or they sometimes bite me and try to eat my clothes), and I revert to raggy t-shirts and jeans (because sweats are so unprofeshhh)
- Put my hair in a ponytail (can’t have any distractions while I watch other peoples’ kids–yes, I take my job seriously. But on the days I don’t, I force kids to watch tv. Unfortunately, kids don’t like watching tv anymore, and so I actually have to play with them. You may think I’m a horrible babysitter, but I’m actually pretty damn good).
- Leave for work aka Time to make that mula babyyyyy!
Befriending Murphy 
You are so funny Megan hahahaha
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